"Babe, does this suit look my ass look fat?"
"Dave," I said with an exasperated sigh, "For the last time, it looks good. And come on man, you don't need to embrace being Kristina that much."
"Okay, okay, I'll tone it down. But still, this is a freaking awesome suit to be in! Wanna go out and test it?"
Shrugging, I gave "Kristina" one last look.
"Alright, I'm down. Let me cover up that zipper first though."
With that, we headed out to the beach. After all, becoming an Instagram model required some sexy, semi-lewd pictures to grab everybody's attention. I couldn't wait to see Kristina flaunt that booty, and I couldn't wait to get my turn wearing her. Gotta love spring break shenanigans!
"Dave," I said with an exasperated sigh, "For the last time, it looks good. And come on man, you don't need to embrace being Kristina that much."
"Okay, okay, I'll tone it down. But still, this is a freaking awesome suit to be in! Wanna go out and test it?"
Shrugging, I gave "Kristina" one last look.
"Alright, I'm down. Let me cover up that zipper first though."
With that, we headed out to the beach. After all, becoming an Instagram model required some sexy, semi-lewd pictures to grab everybody's attention. I couldn't wait to see Kristina flaunt that booty, and I couldn't wait to get my turn wearing her. Gotta love spring break shenanigans!
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