Jared's latest guise (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

 

 

 

While Keith was sitting at home enjoying a lazy Sunday, his friend Jared was out and about in town. Of course, being the shapeshifter he was meant that Jared sent a ton of pics/selfies in whatever form he morphed into. And today, he was feeling like being a sexy MILF who was ready to blow off some steam!

 

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Spiritual sequel to these:

https://conesysworks.blogspot.com/2023/03/shapeshifter-shenanigans-shapeshifting.html

https://conesysworks.blogspot.com/2022/08/tinder-fun-shapeshifting-caption.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shapeshifter shenanigans (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

 

 

"Hey man, you'll never guess what I'm up to!" Keith's phone buzzed with a text from his friend.

"Okay Jared, what's up?"

"So you know how I have my Alexia guise, right?"

"The sexy Latina from Colombia?"

"Yeah, her! Anyways, I'm at this party."

Shaking his head as he read the message, Keith responded. "Why am I not surprised? You always do this when you want to get in somewhere."

"Laugh all you want buddy, but this is actually a lot better. Gonna send you the pics."

Once he received Jared's pics, Keith couldn't help but whistle in awe. It took him a few moments to think about how he'd respond, but eventually he typed out his message.

"Damn, I'm jealous! What's the situation there?" This ought to be good, he thought to himself. He legitimately was curious why Jared was where he was.

"Oh boy lol. Alexia got invited to the mansion of a famous celebrity and you know it was hard to pass up."

"Gotta ask, but what's it like?" He got three winky emojis, which only served to further pique his curiosity. "That good, huh?"

"Oh man, it's incredible! Food and drinks out the ass, and there's a lot of super rich, super hot people here!"

"Kinda afraid to ask, but how much have you taken advantage of it?

Again, he only got a winky emoji. Sighing to himself, he knew what that meant. "Fair enough. Stay safe, and let me know about the highlights afterwards."

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Spiritual successor to this cap:
https://conesysworks.blogspot.com/2022/08/tinder-fun-shapeshifting-caption.html

 

Tinder fun (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

"Yo Keith, check out this girl here! She's incredible!"

His friend came over to look at the pic. With a grin, he answered.

"Yeah man, you're gonna want to swipe left on her."

"Why though? She's a model. This is my chance to meet an actual model!"

"So, I don't know how to break this to you, but that's actually Jared."

"Bullshit!"

"I kid you not, it's him. You know how he can shapeshift, right?"

"Yeah, it's pretty sweet."

"Well 'Tina' is one of his alter egos. He likes pretending to be a model. Says it's a good way of getting free meals and whatnot."

"You've got to be messing with me. I don't fucking believe you," came the upset response.

"Hey man, just text Jared. Just want to say I told you so, though."

 

Once they had their confirmation, they looked at each other.

"Goddammit man, you were right. Hey, thanks for making sure I didn't swipe right."

"No problem, man. Gotta be honest, I made the same mistake."