Jared's latest guise (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

 

 

 

While Keith was sitting at home enjoying a lazy Sunday, his friend Jared was out and about in town. Of course, being the shapeshifter he was meant that Jared sent a ton of pics/selfies in whatever form he morphed into. And today, he was feeling like being a sexy MILF who was ready to blow off some steam!

 

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Shapeshifter shenanigans (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

 

 

"Hey man, you'll never guess what I'm up to!" Keith's phone buzzed with a text from his friend.

"Okay Jared, what's up?"

"So you know how I have my Alexia guise, right?"

"The sexy Latina from Colombia?"

"Yeah, her! Anyways, I'm at this party."

Shaking his head as he read the message, Keith responded. "Why am I not surprised? You always do this when you want to get in somewhere."

"Laugh all you want buddy, but this is actually a lot better. Gonna send you the pics."

Once he received Jared's pics, Keith couldn't help but whistle in awe. It took him a few moments to think about how he'd respond, but eventually he typed out his message.

"Damn, I'm jealous! What's the situation there?" This ought to be good, he thought to himself. He legitimately was curious why Jared was where he was.

"Oh boy lol. Alexia got invited to the mansion of a famous celebrity and you know it was hard to pass up."

"Gotta ask, but what's it like?" He got three winky emojis, which only served to further pique his curiosity. "That good, huh?"

"Oh man, it's incredible! Food and drinks out the ass, and there's a lot of super rich, super hot people here!"

"Kinda afraid to ask, but how much have you taken advantage of it?

Again, he only got a winky emoji. Sighing to himself, he knew what that meant. "Fair enough. Stay safe, and let me know about the highlights afterwards."

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Serious shifting (Shapeshifting Caption)

"...and that was Melody Hart, sharing her experience as being an internet model."

 The interviewer shook her hand to conclude the interview. With that, he stood up to let her go, and the crew began to rearrange things in preparation for the next interviewee.

"So, how'd I do?" said Melody.

The director of the interview looked at the camera before smiling. "Awesome job! You can take it easy for now; we really appreciate what you've done."

Finally, it was time for her to drop the facade. While everybody else around her were moving, she still was sitting in the chair. Her hands instinctively went to her blouse, which she opened to expose her sizeable chest. The director looked up as she was playing with her bust, but that didn't deter her.

"Can't get enough of that form, eh?"

Melody was still happily fondling her cleavage. "Who wouldn't? After all, "I'm" a famous porno actress."

"Plus the form you shifted in for this mockumentary is," the director kissed his fingers, "incredible! No seriously, she's perfect for this!"

"Gotta look my best for my film debut! Plus, it made me realize that I do prefer blondes," came the cheeky reply.

"Hah, I'll keep that in mind for the future then. That being said, we're going to need you to shift into a busty Latina now. Think you can do that for us?"

"Sure, sure. Can you give me ten minutes? You did promise me some time to take it easy, and I've gotta...relax a bit."

 

 

 

Tinder fun (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

"Yo Keith, check out this girl here! She's incredible!"

His friend came over to look at the pic. With a grin, he answered.

"Yeah man, you're gonna want to swipe left on her."

"Why though? She's a model. This is my chance to meet an actual model!"

"So, I don't know how to break this to you, but that's actually Jared."

"Bullshit!"

"I kid you not, it's him. You know how he can shapeshift, right?"

"Yeah, it's pretty sweet."

"Well 'Tina' is one of his alter egos. He likes pretending to be a model. Says it's a good way of getting free meals and whatnot."

"You've got to be messing with me. I don't fucking believe you," came the upset response.

"Hey man, just text Jared. Just want to say I told you so, though."

 

Once they had their confirmation, they looked at each other.

"Goddammit man, you were right. Hey, thanks for making sure I didn't swipe right."

"No problem, man. Gotta be honest, I made the same mistake."

Helpful friend (Shapeshifting Caption)

 

"Can't take your eyes off me?" she grinned, playfully. 

"I mean, who wouldn't?"

Setting down her drink, she cheekily squeezed her considerable bust. 

"Well, I couldn't let you sit her by your lonesome. Plus, I know that you want to get some attention; this is working out well, eh?"

Despite himself, he smiled.

"You're a good friend. I don't know where I'd be without you."

The woman across from him smiled a gorgeous, radiant smile.

"Well, you're a wonderful guy, Ted. Can't say no to somebody like you. And besides," she leaned over, sensually licking her lips, "I wanted to help you out. Tell me, are people watching?"

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw both male and female diners and passerby stare; the men were clearly jealous and the women were surprised that a guy like him was attracting that much attention by a MILF like her. He leaned in closer to sell the appearance. Whispering, he gave his answer.

"Oh yeah, everybody's jealous."

"Want to give them a show they won't expect?" came the seductive response.

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Later on, at Ted's place, both he and his friend Mike were hanging out, beers in hand watching the big game. Both of them were in a jovial mood, with the former being stoked that he actually got some numbers afterwards, and the latter was happy he could put his shapeshifting skills to good use. Clicking their beers together, they laughed in delight that their little stunt went well.

"Hey, so where did you learn to do all that?"

With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, Mike responded.

"Man, I've got stories like you wouldn't believe. All those celebrities I've hooked up with, all the celebrities I've gone as, it rubs off on you."