Thursday, June 24, 2021

New gig (Bodysuit Caption)

  

Jared and Matt were two recent college graduates who were frustrated by the lack of available jobs in the area, and they liked to commiserate together at the local bar. One day, as they were both nursing beers after a long, futile day of trying to find something, anything, they had a revelation. All the waitresses were seemingly bringing in lots of tips, and the same patrons were always coming back.  There were highly noticeable "Help Wanted" flyers on the front door, which was to be expected for a place that was packed night in and night out. So, after a few more cold ones, they came to to the realization that there were enough pieces of the pie for the taking. Thankfully, Matt had heard through the grapevine about a way to bypass the hiring standards.

Enter Jenna and Nicole. 

With the help of a discreet order, their bodysuits arrived. Sure, it was a bit risky spending that meager amount of cash they'd saved, but their faith was rewarded when they were hired almost immediately after submitting their applications. Case in point: the duo was happily taking pictures with the smitten customers. Going from being unemployed to becoming minor celebrities raking in the cash? Things couldn't get any better!


 

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