As a lover of fine wines and champagnes, Jonathan was dismayed at how expensive it was at times to live the so-called "high life". However, one day he had a light bulb go off: he could con his way into getting free samples. All he needed was a bodysuit of a rich enough-looking woman, a classy wardrobe, and an entitled attitude, and he was able to waltz into restaurants with his demands. After consulting his friend Morgan, who had some experience with bodysuits, he decided on a blonde--it was a classic "rich, entitled woman" look. Further discussion ensued, and the two of them agreed that if Jonathan wanted to really sell things, a corset with a zipper would do the trick; the gloves, however, were his own personal touch. Once they'd figured out his look, they then spent time preparing for the necessary swagger his alias would have. Eventually, they concluded that it was time to test the suit out. It took some trial and error (he learned that asking to see the manager wasn't a good idea until absolutely necessary), but eventually he started racking up the goodies. Was he spending too much time and effort into not paying for the alcohol? Probably, but the thrill of testing his improvisation skills more than made up for that. Not to mention how the sweet, sweet tastes of the exotic drinks gave him a chance to kick back and relax!
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