Not par for the course (Bodysuit Caption)

 

"And that's it, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Robertson has completed what was an amazing come-from-behind victory at the NWIS Mutual Open! What a thrilling day of golf, and you have to feel bad for Boyle for faltering at the end here. Now Lisa, over to you with the winner himself!"

The color commentator was shaking in excitement at the conclusion of the tournament, especially as how both he and the fans in attendance saw a new winner being crowned. And honestly, most people were happy about about that, given how it had been getting stale with the same people winning it. That already lent itself to the satisfaction of seeing amazing golf being played, but the fact that one golfer fought tooth and nail to take the lead at the expense of what was kindly being described as a choke job, well, you couldn't write things better.

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Back home, Brent smiled when he thought about his day's work. His friend Michael was a pro golfer, and today was the last day of a tournament he was playing in. Normally, the fact that Michael was playing his heart out would be enough to win, but his rival, Jake Boyle, was being his usual dominant self; it would have taken a minor miracle to sneak ahead at the conclusion of the eighteenth hole. Fortunately, both Brent and Michael had prepared for this situation. Thanks to the former's connections, they had a bodysuit that somewhat resembled Boyle's ex. It wasn't a full replication, but coupled with the sizeable bust, it would be enough to throw him off his game. 

So, Brent had to really sell the fact that he was rooting for Michael when he was standing by the fairway, and to say that he did so was an understatement: observers (in person and those watching at home) would see a very busty woman vigorously cheering for Michael. And those paying very close attention would have seen how Boyle looked rattled when he saw that woman, because he would always have some shaky strokes immediately after looking in her direction. Whatever the case was, he clearly wasn't the same after seeing her and he eventually blew his lead. The rest, as they say, is history.