Middle-aged black woman mask

 

 So, a friend of mine used FaceApp to riff on an existing piece, and I touched it up. Hope you enjoy our work!

A Caribbean carnival (Bodysuit Caption)

 

It was that time of year again: Caribana, aka Toronto's premier street festival. Given that it celebrated Caribbean heritage, it was a chance to blow off steam, so Sidney wanted to look her best. Was it weird that she was a white girl participating in the parade? Probably. No worries though, she'd come prepared for it! Taking her suit out of the closet, she admired how it felt in her hands, and she knew she'd be having a blast in it. Stripping down, she stepped inside legs-first, and once ensconced in it, she reached down on the spine to find the concealed zipper. All that was remaining was to put on her mask, and she removed it from its stand tucked away in her closet. Holding it in her hand, she smiled--there was something incredible seeing the empty mask knowing that she'd be completing her disguise! In a well-practiced maneuver, she pulled it on, and a few seconds later it conformed perfectly over her features.

Now that she was in her festival persona, it was time to put on the costume. It didn't leave much to the imagination, but it wouldn't be the festival without showing a bit of skin. Like the bodysuit she was currently wearing, the (incredibly skimpy) outfit was handpicked for the maximum impact. Getting the tiny bra was a challenge given the cleavage, but eventually it fit over the tits; it took her some extra time to ensure she wouldn't accidentally flash festival attendees. For the metaphorical cherry on top, she hooked the wings up to the back of the top. While they were a bit bulky, Sidney was thankful that the suit's curves negated the extra weight. Spinning in the mirror, she saw that her outfit was complete, meaning it was time to head out to the parade!

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"Hey thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed the parade!"

Shaking off well-wishers, Sidney made her way over to the refreshment tent, where she grabbed a much-needed drink. As she sipped on the juice, she was grinning from ear to ear: this year's festival had gone better than ever! In particular, she loved her new outfit, and plenty of festival goers made sure to ask her for selfies. Eventually, she made her outside of the festival zone to her car, where she removed her feathered wings and gently tossed them in the back. Her drive home did cause some heads to turn, but she just smiled and winked at them. Once she arrived home, she sashayed to the door before heading to her room, where she happily fell on her bed. She sat there for a bit taking a breather before finally getting off. Doing a strip tease for the audience of herself, she stripped out of the suit before unzipping the suit. As it fell to the bedroom floor, Sidney strolled over to the shower where she finally could kick and relax!

 

 

The cosplayers (Bodysuit Caption)

 

Walking around the massive venue, the two girls took in the sites and sounds of the cosplay convention...as well as each other. After they'd swung by their favorite booths and after posing for pictures by eager fans, the two girls seemingly had to get handsy with each other. No matter, this wasn't a place of judgment. And besides, plenty of convention goers would have given a lot to hook up with either one of them! Eventually, the day of the convention ended, and they walked out, hand in hand.

Later, as they were back at their apartment munching on pizza and drinking their beers, they cuddled on their couch.

"You were the center of attention today, babe!" said the smaller girl.

"Ha, I always knew I had good choice in suits," came the happy answer. "But I couldn't take my eyes off of you!"

Her girlfriend kissed her on the lips, "You looked incredible in your costume, too. I can't believe you suited up just to spend time with me at the convention, and I especially can't wait to get you out of that!"

"Coming from Wonder Woman, that means a lot! Didn't think you'd be jealous of this," she gestured at her bust. "And you know what? I can't wait to have you undress me!" came her happy laugh. Tugging at her neck, the taller girl eventually pulled up, revealing the face of a blonde guy underneath the redheaded facade.

"Is that better? I know you've missed the real me."

"Absolutely!" 

And with that, they picked up where they left off from the convention.

 

 

 

 

Tales of a vintage stunt double (Bodysuit Caption)

See Wonder Woman here? That actually was me! Shocked? I know. Not many people know this, but I had a pretty active career as stuntperson back in the day. And yes, I know what you're thinking: bodysuits did exist even then; the stuff you see today is still a lot nicer than the stuffy ones we had, though. 

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That stunt you see is something I remember very well. Know how Wonder Woman has the power of flight as her skill? We had an episode where she was using that to chase down down somebody. Naturally the director didn't want to risk Lynda Carter getting hurt, so I earned my salary that day! Oh man, the prep we had to go through was a lot! Sorry, sorry, I'm get a bit distracted. The set was specifically built to keep the suspense up, so my "flight" from the top of a building to street level wasn't as high as it might have looked live, but I admit that I was kind of nervous, 'specially since we had a few takes. Ha, that face I made here was half "oh crap, I'm about to land" and half "can I make Wonder Woman look that graceful?".

 

 

 

Now, this one was a doozy. Mountainside fight completed with Wonder Woman flying up? It speaks for itself! Here, you can see my face when I hit the mark to be yanked up. Even as much as we train and prepare for these things, we still need to keep up the facade of everything being normal. This episode was a challenge, but in the end I nailed the scene, and Lynda even bought me a beer in thanks!

 

Another fun moment was when I had to step in for a fight scene. Lynda didn't mind doing them in general I will say, but on that particular day, she wasn't feeling it. No slight against her--I know what she means. So, I got called from standby to suit up and that was that. And as you can see, I had to act a bit to set the scene, so that was also fun! Once the fight was over, I got to relax and recover in my trailer, thanks to some bruises from the other stuntman!

Still surprised that I had a decent role during the show's run? Eh, don't be. I've got lots more secrets and stories about my fellow stuntpeople suiting up as the main actors and actresses! In fact...I think I still have my suit tucked away somewhere. Want to see it?

The stepmom (Possession Caption)

 

 As Mike came home from class, he heard some sounds coming from the kitchen. It was strange because normally, he had the place to himself for a few hours, and as far as he was aware of, nobody else had anything going on. He put his backpack down in the living room, and as he made his way to his room, he heard some giggling in the kitchen.

"Oh hi, Mike," purred his stepmom. "I wanted to surprise you."

"M...mom?! What are you doing here? I thought you were at work?"

She smiled at him, and he couldn't help but noticed that she was wearing tighter-than-usual clothes. 

"Oh honey, as I said I wanted to surprise you," she giggled as she bent over. "Here, I made this for you!"

Receiving the fresh plate of cookies, Mike was confused but didn't complain. Sure, there was something...off about his stepmom today, but he wasn't about to say anything. He turned to head up to his room, but as he was doing so, he heard her voice.

"Oh, and Michael?"

He turned around. "What's up, mom? I was going to head to my room and get started on stuff."

"How'd I do?"

"Oh, um, I haven't eaten the cookies yet. I'll let you know in a bit."

"No, dummy, not like that. You really didn't think that this was really your stepmom, did you?"

He almost dropped the plate. God fucking dammit.

"Darren, what the fuck?!?" he yelled. "You asshole! You actually jumped into..." He was so irate that he was nearly incomprehensible, spluttering the words. "I fucking told you to leave my family alone!"

 Pulling the top down, Darren-as-Mike's-stepmom exposed her large nipples.

"Aww, what's the matter, Michael? Are you scared of seeing something you don't like? Here, enjoy your stepmom's big old titties."

Even as...perky as they were, Mike still was pissed at Darren.

"Are you seriously going to make me see more of my stepmom than I wanted to? Dude, you can't keep on doing this--we agreed on this!"

His "stepmom" ignored that, looking down at the bouncy chest; "she" squeezed them with an infuriatingly seductive giggle. Eventually, Mike got a response.

"C'mon man, I couldn't stay away from her. Look at this body!"

Beer, buns, and suits (Bodysuit Caption)

 

 Several hours earlier, Parvati was excitedly getting ready for the day's celebrations. Sure, she'd been to many Fourth of July parties before, but it was always fun suiting up as Amy, her alter ego. Not only that,  but she had a sexy top she was looking forward to debuting! As soon as she looked over at her phone, she realized she needed to get things ready ASAP if she wasn't going to be fashionably late. Fortunately, she'd already gotten the bodysuit out, which was lying on her bed, ready to be pulled on. Slipping in was easy, thanks to how instinctive the process was by now; in times like these, she was grateful that she didn't need to waste time. More importantly, though, was checking to see if everything was in order, and after a routine inspection, she was satisfied. With a smile on her face, she donned her clothes, and with that, it was time to head out to enjoy a fun barbecue!

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Rocking up to the backyard where the barbecue was taking place, Amy drew plenty of attention and cat-whistles with that outfit of hers. After all, she was bringing the heat to the party!

"Damn Amy!"

"God bless America!"

"God, I wish I could rock that as well as you, Amy!"

Strolling over to the grill, she found her friend Mark, who'd invited her over.

"Hey there stranger," she nudged him playfully, "Got some food for me?"

He grinned. "What're you in the mood for? I did a great job with the barbecue, if you don't mind me singing my own praises."

"Those burgers look pretty good. Oh yeah, can't forget the drinks. Lead me to the beers, Mark!"

Food and drink in hand, she settled down on the sofas on the patio, where she happily exchanged banter with some familiar friends.  Later on, with the fireworks going off, everybody was feeling content--they couldn't have asked for better July 4th celebrations!